Andrew: . BRIAN: Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think youre crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. Brian's mom: Highly recommend this website if you need any help with literally ANYTHING! See we had this assignment, to make this ceramic elephant, and um and we had eight weeks to do it and we're s'posed ta, and it was like a lamp, and when you pull the trunk the light was s'posed to go on my light didn't go on, I got a F on it. Carl: We and our partners use cookies to Store and/or access information on a device. Let's end the suspense! John Bender: I lived that way for a long, long time. Is it gonna be a white wedding? And each year, these kids get more and more arrogant. Saturday, March 24, 1984. Brian Johnson: Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. As usual i had fun making this video and i hope you will too . Andrew: You're so conceited. Ah but to dorks like him, they are. John Bender: More: Watch the Movie. Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? It's a trap. Richard Vernon: Well, then you know how hairy he is. Let me tell you something. You hitting the floor. Are you guys like boyfriend-girlfriend? Age Range: Late Teens. "Yes, dear. Ha! Use it on any project right now until this awesome deal expires. Brian Johnson: Interview: Casting Directors Brett Benner and Debby Romano Talk Shrinking, Finding Actors and More, Interview: Jeremy Davis on Playing Olaf in Frozen, Costume Mishaps and Making the Role His Own, Interview: Casting Director Kim Coleman on Five Days at Memorial, Self-Tape Tips and Portraying Real People. All right, girls, that's 30 minutes for lunch. Do you think I'd speak for you? Uh, Dick? And if hed stuck to his first draft here, wed have lost out on one of the single best moments of 80s cinema. All the staff is professional and delivers on time/quality work. Brian Johnson: I hate you! I tortured this poor kid because I wanted him to think that I was cool. Cause Im stupid cause Im failing shop. I've got you for the rest of your natural born life if you don't watch your step. Some people don't even get a lunch hour. Oh really? But the monologue and its link with the imagery of the computer room, changing room, etc is completely absent. The scene is a must-read. Floating around online is an early draft of The Breakfast Club script (PDF link). Get on your feet pal. I already told you everything. Hughes filmography includes National Lampoons Vacation (and its sequels), Sixteen Candles, Weird Science, Ferris Buellers Day Off, Pretty in Pink, and Home Alone. Andrew: Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe? Press Esc to cancel. Your intensity is for shit! Hello there! Three monologues from this historical epic: Queen Gorgo (Lena Headey) pleads on behalf of her husband's improvised army; the over-accessorized Xerxes (Rodrigo Santoro) lures the deformed hunchback Ephialtes over to his side; Dilios (David Wenham), a general of Leonidas' army, sings the praises of his king. Let's go! Correct? You wanna come over sometime? Beyond that, I'm going to have to check my calendar. I'm in the physics club too. Win! [as Mr. Vernon leaves the library] Our experts are independent experienced freelancers and the best graduates of reputable universities from around the world. Bender: It's all because of me and my old man. Uh, it's your standard, regular lunch I guess [Bender reaches in the bag and pulls out a thermos. What's her name? God! John Bender: I like those earrings, Claire. Today. Brian Johnson: I'm Mr. Steele, but you can call me Joseph." he smiles at me, so I smile back. It took me a while to get into character but I tried my best. Aw, bullshit, man. I already have. John Bender: A dance sequence with absurd air-punching from Emilio Estevez ensues. Above is one of the most famous monologues in film history. Why not? But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain. You see us as a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal. We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. John Bender: You think he's "bitchin," is that it? You're so pathetic. [after Claire performs her lipstick trick, claps sarcastically] So academic clubs aren't the same as other kinds of clubs. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain. "Thanks, but I'll just call you Mr. Steele. Bender: Just take the first shot. You're a gutless turd. Bender: Claire Standish: All the food groups are represented. Why don't you like yourself? Some of our partners may process your data as a part of their legitimate business interest without asking for consent. You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. THE BREAKFAST CLUB by John Hughes. By the way, that clock's 20 minutes fast. I mean, how how do you apologize for something like that? John Bender: Allison Reynolds: Parents? Andrew: Have you ever been felt up? Or dont, yknow. [shouts angrily] John distracts Vernon so the rest of them can make it back undetected (but not before he shoves the weed in Brians pants). Remember how you said your parents use you to get back at each other? You got it! [Carl looks up at the clock and looks at his watch]. That the last time you ever make me look bad in front of those kids, you hear me? Johns monologue in particular establishes a clear motive for why he behaves the way he does. It's like they use me just to get back at each other. Instead of going to prison you'll come here. . Andrew sticks up for Brian and forces John to imitate his own family. Serf? John Bender: John Bender: Any time you're ready, pal. This is no rest home. [enters the library before lunchtime] Monologues are presented on StageAgent for educational purposes only. Andrew: What are you gonna do about it? Reliable! , Your email address will not be published. I wanna be just like you. What do you think, I was born yesterday? Well, when they pulled the tape off, most of his hair came off and some, some skin too And the bizarre thing is, is that I did it for my old man I tortured this poor kid, because I wanted him to think that I was cool. Very helpful and good customer service. From Ferris Bueller's Zen koans to the Breakfast Club monologues, can you match these classic lines with their films? We hear, one by one, the kids voices fade up, beginning with Brian. "That's okay, son. And then you found out it was actually work. Allison Reynolds: Manage Settings for? Allison Reynolds: John Bender: All girls are teases. It makes it crawl back up. You go visit John Bender in five years. I'm being honest, asshole. Vernon runs back to the library to see whats going on. Impossible, sir. We were brainwashed. Andrew Clark: Don't do that to her, you swore to God you wouldn't laugh. #theater #jesush, Stephen Adly Guirgis Gets Emotional Talking about, Our Mershad Torabi sat down with Pulitzer Prize Wi, Submissions are now open for our first ever ONE AC, Castings are starting to roll in again for the new, Congratulations to all the amazing actors that too, Rounding up tonights show is these wonderful ac, Whos coming tonight? 1. I can also eat, brush my teeth. You're a lying sack of shit and everybody knows it. Your privacy is important, so we encrypt all the personal data provided. Me hitting you. That's another one pal! [her first word of dialogue so far] And. Character: Claire Standish is a prom queen and an absolute snob.. Life saver Amazing site students who are struggling with their academics. In The Breakfast Club, the characters are the movie. Obviously she's crazy if she's screwing a shrink. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain Allison Reynolds: John Bender: Gender: Female. He was so prolific that fellow filmmakers claim he would sometimes write full scripts in the span of one weekend. Create script breakdowns, sides, schedules, storyboards, call sheets and more. For that matter, what about me? It was an accident. Doesn't it bother you to sleep around without being in love. Andrew: and a basket case Brian Johnson: I could disappear forever and it wouldn't make any difference. And afterwards, when I was sittin in Vernons office, all I could think about was Larrys father. Oh, are you medically frigid or is it psychological? So then what are we doing? Screenplay by: Patty Jenkins. What do you care? Richard Vernon: You know what I got for Christmas? Andrew: So what's wrong? Claire Standish: I'm a swell guy. Bender: Oh, shit! Well, would you mind telling me how you know all this about me? An example of data being processed may be a unique identifier stored in a cookie. We all know that redrafting our work is the key to making it better. That's another one right now! John Bender: No. You don't talk to her, you don't look at her and you don't even think about her! Type: Drama. Oh, you're a tough guy. Have you ever kissed a boy on the mouth? We've just randomly chosen you, so you got a $5 bonus. I highly recommend this site. Lets take a look at it. [to Bender] Claire Standish: And by adding the monologue to the beginning of the film too, he not only increased its power tenfold, but gave the film a structure it previously lacked. Bender: Any project, any topic, any subject just tell us what you need. I look through your letters. John Bender: NO. You ask me one more question and I'm beating the shit out of you. Continue with Recommended Cookies, Home Monologues The Breakfast Club (Brian): Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club, Character: Brian Johnson is funny, smart and "sort of a nerd". You got one more right there! "Super. Richard Vernon: "Gee." Andrew: The Breakfast Club: High school . Claire Standish: Brian Johnson: Allison Reynolds: Beyond that, I'm going to have to check my calendar. I mean, I consider you guys my friends. He's like this mindless machine that I can't even relate to anymore. Richard Vernon: Wake her up. John Bender: Do you know how popular I am? Thought you could have summer vacations off. John Bender: On its face, what happens in The Breakfast Club scriptfive people sit in a room and talk about their feelingsdoesnt exactly seem like the best idea for a movie. February 13, 2023 Joseph Arnone. I got a meet this Saturday and I'm not gonna miss it on account of you boneheads. And *you* - will not sleep. Summary: Brian writes a letter to Mr. Vernon in the closing monologue of the film. They love me around here. Bender: Accurate Good job . I don't like what I see. This is so stupid. And the next thing I knew, I jumped on top of him and started whaling on him. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, the most convenient definitions. So you just stick to the things you know: shopping, nail polish, your father's BMW, and your poor, rich drunk mother in the Caribbean. It must have been unreal. John grabs some pot, unbeknownst to the crew. I won't tolerate any losers in this family! It's my personal, private business. You ask me one more question, and I'm beating the shit out of you. This is their first sign of unity. Because Andrew here is very interested in pursuing a career in the custodial arts. John Bender: Bender: I hate having to go along with everything my friends say. Richard Vernon : You just bought one more. Don't you ever talk about my friends. Its soundtrack alone will forever remind us (Dont worry, we wont forget about you, Simple Minds). Where's my mom?". You don't have any goals. Home Monologues The Breakfast Club (Brian): Never got a F in my life, Character: Brian Johnson is funny, smart and "sort of a nerd". I bet those were a Christmas gift. You want another one? And I see me. If you say you have you're a slut. 'Cause you know how shitty that is to do someone, and you don't got the balls to stand up to your friends and tell them you're gonna like who you wanna like. Richard Vernon: Your intensity is for shit! Andrew Clark: The descriptions of our heroes are just that: descriptions, not archetypes. You took a teaching position because you thought it'd be fun, right? All monologues are property and copyright of their owners. It isnt present in the films opening at all? I'm gonna knock your dick in the dirt. Type: Dramatic. The Breakfast Club Monologues. BRIAN (VO) Saturday.March 24, 1984. Allison Reynolds: My office is right across that hall. But I got homework to do." Remind him of the relationship he has with his friends and how he needs to maintain his superiority around them.) Are you gonna be, like, a shopping bag lady? Rate my monologues. John Bender: [about her parents] What would your friends say if we were walking down the hall together. (At one point, he suggests to Brian that he shut the door and impregnate the prom queen.) No one finds this funny and Claire, Andrew, Brian, and Allison all form a gross opinion of John. They try to sneak back to the library before Mr. Vernon notices. Or take Brian out to the parking lot at lunch to get high? Hes always going off about, you know, when he was in school all the wild things he used to do. Answer the question, Claire. Claire Standish: We are going to write an essay - of no less than a thousand words, describing to me who you think you are. Right? Type above and press Enter to search. And the humiliation fing humiliation he mustuv felt. Brian Johnson: And one day, it just stopped. Allison Reynolds: Richard Vernon: The consent submitted will only be used for data processing originating from this website. Andrew: You're an idiot anyway. Their individualized pain is what carries the story. Win! Like a diamond in the rough. Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk. Affiliate links provides compensation to Daily Actor which helps us remain online, giving you the resources and information actors like you are looking for. Weak. Richard Vernon: What was that ruckus? Over the panties, no bra, blouse unbuttoned, Calvins in a ball on the front seat, past eleven on a school-night? A visual medium requires visual methods. Claire Standish: , Its commonly known that Claire in the film was originally called Cathy. Disclaimer: Daily Actor at times uses affiliate links to sites like Amazon.com, streaming services, and others. [From his office] Manage Settings That's the way we saw each other at 7:00 this morning. Claire Standish: You don't look at any of my friends. Well, well. It is, however, significantly different to the film which made it to the screen. Don't mess with the bull young man, you'll get the horns. Featuring monologues for teens and adult males from Claire, Andrew, Brian, Bender, Mr. Vernon and Carl the Janitor. Claire Standish: God, I fucking hate him. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal Does that answer your question? Pinterest. Oh, obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl. Claire Standish: Andrew Clark: I don't even have a psychiatrist. I don't know. 2011 2023 Studybay All Rights Reserved, Congrats! Brian Johnson is funny, smart and "sort of a nerd". We can all occasionally get attached to thinking our first stab at something is pure, and any subsequent attempt to improve it could ruin things. And you certainly wouldn't condescend to speak to any of my friends. (Show him that I know him well enough to know exactly how he would act. You are a parent's wet dream, okay? I do not mean a single word repeated a thousand times. We were brainwashed. You see, you're gonna get married, you're gonna squeeze out a few puppies and then, uh Brian Johnson: Whether they're about self-image, social pressure, or just witty banter, the best Breakfast Club quotes are a timeless reminder of why John Hughes' writing is held in such high regard and why The Breakfast Club is still a movie that has its scenes recreated for a parody or homage even today. Hey, come on, missy, on your feet, let's go! Two hits me hitting you, you hitting the floor. Allison Reynolds: Brian: Allison Reynolds: All of them have successfully passed Studybay examinations and proven their competence to the QA team. See I'm not sure if you know this, but there are two kinds of fat people: there's fat people that were born to be fat, and there's fat people that were once thin but became fat so when you look at 'em you can sorta see that thin person inside. I'm sure. [contemptuously] I'm a winner because I've got strength and speed kinda like a racehorse. It's about how involved I am in what's happening to me. Jesus Christ Almighty! Oh, and wouldn't that be a bite, huh? Celebs. Brian Johnson: Excuse me, sir, can you break this? And afterwards, when I'm sitting in Vernon's office, all I could think about was Larry's father and Larry having to go home and explain what happened to him. [nonchalantly] John Bender: Age Range: Late Teens. And I started thinking about my father, and his attitude about weakness. It's not the only difference I hope. And what did he do when you told him? Excellent work , within deadline , to the point . You think he's funny? Carl, I've been teaching for 22 years. Explore. 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